Also included

Massage chairs. Freaking right. Free. There was a sign next to the chairs, but it was in Japanese and kanji, so we couldn’t read it (at least that was going to be our excuse if we got in trouble). We spent most of the evening on those things. Luckily, there weren’t a lot of other people in the hotel when we were there, so no one complained. They looked pretty expensive and felt pretty expensive because they shook me all night long. I want one.